self, we’ve finally played a game without looking anything up in advance. even though we’re a huge scaredy cat.
so, come on.
we can face killer croc, self. really.
/casually flip through bikini catalogue.
/check men’s section.
/Mark Vanderloo on every damn page.
my eye is twitching.
my back aches like fuck.
CAN THIS PROJECT BE OVER ALL READY.
why are you doing this to me, uni.
i sent an email to a tutor ahead of time for help with essay stuff.
i forgot to hit send.
and now he’s probably swamped with requests.
edit: yesss yes yes he took it, whee :D
“we need a porn mag for our game,” they said.
“nico can do it,” they said.
“you’re gonna get gay porn,” nico thought quietly to herself.
Reasons for if I don’t reply:
- I reply at the speed of molasses
- I lost track of it because what is organization
- I didn’t notice that you replied
- I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away