when the universe ran out of ammunition

self, we’ve finally played a game without looking anything up in advance. even though we’re a huge scaredy cat.

so, come on.

we can face killer croc, self. really.

/casually flip through bikini catalogue.

/check men’s section.

/Mark Vanderloo on every damn page.

awsfhsfghs

my eye is twitching.

my back aches like fuck.

CAN THIS PROJECT BE OVER ALL READY.

why are you doing this to me, uni.

why.

why.

cries.

i sent an email to a tutor ahead of time for help with essay stuff.

and and.

i forgot to hit send.
and now he’s probably swamped with requests.

edit: yesss yes yes he took it, whee :D

“we need a porn mag for our game,” they said.

“nico can do it,” they said.

“you’re gonna get gay porn,” nico thought quietly to herself.

sourhale:

thegreatestnation:

Reasons for if I don’t reply:

• I reply at the speed of molasses
• I lost track of it because what is organization
• I didn’t notice that you replied
• I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away

#i dont know how to respond and im afraid i’ll say something stupid and your entire view of me will shift and you’ll hate me forever