November 2011
13 posts
RIGHT?! IT IS /THE WORST/ THING. We crush-haters should just unite and try to just be emotionally/relationship devoid for the rest of forever or something.
OH GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THIS WAY.
There is absolutely no moment more dreadful than when I realize I'm crushing on someone.
Let Me Shout and Wake You Up: So speaking of Skyrim, the marriage in that game is seriously fucked up/ The tale of a Very Manly Wedding →
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It’s a bug. Not the truly beautiful marriage ceremony itself, but. If he leaves during the vows already? Bug. Usually he’s supposed to stay and then you talk about where you live, but mine made a run for it, too. (Maybe Farkas isn’t the marrying type.) BUT he does cook, it’s just only once every 24 hours.Since I started playing, it’s been kind of a long running joke between Sam, Conor and I that I absolutely had to get my male, Argonian character to marry Farkas, one of the members of The Circle in the Companions Guild. Because he’s gruff and just about as stereotypically manly as characters in…
"Thash grape."
My character’s attempt at saying ‘that’s great’ and last words before waking up with a hangover of a century in flipping Markath, after getting drunk in Whiterun. Other last words according to nice lady in temple were ‘marriage’ and ‘goat’.
Oh Skyrim. I love you.
Dear Delphine:
There are no words for how much I fucking hate your for making me run several hours after you through the middle of buttfuck, nowhere. These assassins we keep encountering? They want me dead. Like, y’know, maybe we could’ve just met up. Me, my horse, and your lame ass whenever you show up.
No love,
me
“There was always a ‘but’, Lylat reflected, (and noted that the glass pane he was sitting before was doing a horrible job itself whereas reflecting was concerned, and he duly noted with a heavy sigh that cleaning that would be his next duty) […]”
—Why I shouldn’t be writing when a) hungover, b) surrounded by chaos I yet need to clean up.
